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Re: Whats up with that ?

Mon, Dec 30 2019 9:14 AM (21 replies)
  • mkg335
    5,491 Posts
    Mon, Dec 30 2019 8:49 AM

    Mathematics is the epitome of human logic and reasoning, but the square root of 2 is irrational.

    What's up with that?

  • craigswan
    30,837 Posts
    Mon, Dec 30 2019 9:14 AM

    WHAT'S UP .

    Sorry guys been in the hospital then the funeral home .

    In surgery for a heart attack, i has a vision of God by my bedside. “Will I die?” i asked.

    God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”

    With 30 years to look forward to, i decided to make the best of it. Since i am in the hospital, already i get bicep implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and a pen is enlargement.

    I look  great!

    The day i'm discharged, i exit the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and i am immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.

    Up in heaven, i see God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” i complained..

    “That’s true,” says God.

    “So what happened?” 

    God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”

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