WHAT'S UP .
Sorry guys been in the hospital then the funeral home .
In surgery for a heart attack, i has a vision of God by my bedside. “Will I die?” i asked.
God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”
With 30 years to look forward to, i decided to make the best of it. Since i am in the hospital, already i get bicep implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and a pen is enlargement.
I look great!
The day i'm discharged, i exit the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and i am immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, i see God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” i complained..
“That’s true,” says God.
“So what happened?”
God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”