The Swedes wife stepped to the tee box and as she bent over to place her ball on the tee, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear. "Good God. woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?" Ole demanded.
"Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." She replied.
The Swede immediately reached into pocket and said. "For the sake of decency, here's
$50.00. Go buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also flew up to show that she, too wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman ! "You've no knickers, Why not? She replied "I can't afford any on the little money you give me.!" Patrick reached into his pocket and said. "For the sake of decency, here's a $20.00, go out and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the scotman's wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, to is naked.
" Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie!
Where the friggen hell are your drawers?!"
She to explained you denna give me enough money to be able to affarrd any"
The Scotman reaches into his pocket an said." Well fer the love of decency, here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit.