Harlem Globetrotters eat ya heart out!!
Some results in:
Dinner then a couple more games with a beer or 2 - it's nice to be in the driving seat isn't it :-)
Another going through...
Overview with the game in general and statement on the Top Tier...
I have missed an UNTOLD number of putts by the skin of a gnats dick - is dick allowed, as in Dick Tracy?? This clash - adjusted and re-adjusted Sneed, brought it in a bit - then the putt has missed to the other side, so I have brought it out again - too wide..... This never used to be so sensitive, I mean the width of a hole should be more than enough for putts within 5 to 7 feet, even on Champ 13 - these should be Formula Fodder, really they should.
On the Top Tier....
I don't know what exactly is going on, but when I watch these great Tour Champions on you-tube, their accuracy is laughable compared to what I do - and we are doing exactly the same thing (on the putting surface), and they are like 'oh, let's time the dots "one thousand and one, one thousand and 2, one thousand and 3......" Ok that's around 3 seconds"!!!! And they take that most crude time estimate for the entire length of the putt, then they go "OK, tens here when I unlock the grid, so 13 will be about here....."!!!! Again - this is laughable to me, my techniques are absolutely light years in-front of this - I am using Linear Sneed and timing every single dot line with a clock to the 10th second accuracy. Using On screen ruler....everything, unlocking the grid, choosing the right information e.t.c.....e.t.c.....
And then their putt drops from 15 feet and mine just misses from 7 !!!!
WHAT THE FU(K GIVES???
I AM NOT ACCUSING THESE GUYS OF CHEATING, BUT I AM ALMOST POINTING THE FINGER AT WGT AND SAYING THIS:
"WGT COULD WELL BE MAKING THEIR OWN CHAMPIONS AND ENSURING THAT SOME PEOPLE NEVER WILL BE CHAMPIONS"
THAT IS TO SAY - SOME PLAYERS WILL NEVER SEE THE SENSITIVITIES I AM SEEING AND I THINK IT COMES DOWN TO SOME HAND FISTED B@STARDS IN SAN FRAN WHO DON'T LIKE PEOPLE USING ADVANCED PREDICTORS!!
I HAVE ALREADY MENTIONED THE REFERENCE GRID SEEMINGLY CHANGING ITS VALUE LIKE A CHAMELEON AND NOW.......WELL IT HAS NEVER BEEN SO SENSITIVE TO THINGS CHANGING AND I HAVE NEVER HAD TO RE-ADJUST THINGS SO MUCH FOR, BY MY STANDARDS, PRETTY AVERAGE SCORES DURING THIS CLASH - USING THE FORMULA.....
I HAVEN'T CHANGED BUT MY SCORES HAVE NOTICEABLY DETERIORATED COMPARED TO 6 MONTHS AGO BEFORE I EVEN HAD LA-FERRARI 19 AND WAS TINKERING WITH A VERY PRIMITIVE SUPER-PREDICTOR!!
I AM POINTING THE FINGER AT WGT - DON'T FKKING TELL ME IT'S TRANSFERENCE - I HAVE A FKKING PREDICTOR HERE THAT TELLS ME STUFF TO THE N'TH DEGREE, SO DON'T THROW THAT COMMIE CODSWALLOP AT A PRECISION ENGINEER WHO HAS THE FKKING NUMBERS TO PROVE IT!!!
WGT MAKE CHAMPIONS AND ENSURE SOME NEVER WILL BE - MOVVERFUKKERS INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best putt of the clashes, courtesy of Sneed-Linear:
122nd at the moment, I've played one and don't think these guys are showing....
I've enjoyed it, getting ready for work soon, I might or might not get another in later but I don't see myself having one of those powerful surges in the last clash because I have played deep in to the night for the second day - so it may well end up an anti climax unless I just knock a couple of games in without prediction, seems that's the way they like it - grip and rip, lose a few balls and WGT will make you a champion!!
This is my place and I enjoy it, in answer to that dirty fkker at the top who has polluted this clash report page - I couldn't give a fk if nobody comes here because I don't really like western people. Am I a bigot?? probably yes - I am probably a bigot against 'that' religion and the western world in general - so don't fkking come here nor send me a christmas card, both are not welcome in my world OK.
Contributions (doing this early because it's been a quiet clash)...
LATE DRAMAS IN BANANAS!!!!
This is what I live for in the clashes!!!!
I thought I had done enough and I hadn't - the Banana crew persisted and came back and with 12 minutes to go here was how things stood...
It looked like another close shave - another heart breaker, so I just checked our super passes to make sure there was 1 remaining for the next match up......and it had vanished!!
So I checked who was online, and yep - our trusty Director dedon1 had just come on, but with only 12 minutes to spare - I mean it takes me 45 minutes to play a game so I thought he won't make it.
I WAS WRONG - LOOK!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!!!
MAGNIFICENT LATE COMEBACK FROM THE CRAZY GAAANNNG - THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND STOLEN IT!!!!!!! AND DEDON1 HAS WON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SENSATIONAL FINISH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE CLASH MOMENTS - EVERYONES GONE CRAZY, THE KITCHEN SINK SINKS THE BANANA CREW !!!!!
AND NOBODY ENJOYS THESE THINGS WHEN THEY HAPPEN MORE THAN ME :-)))
MATCH OF THE CLASH - AND A VERY SPECIAL MENTION INDEED TO OUR DIRECTOR GENERAL DEDON1 FOR PULLING US THROUGH - GOTTA SAY OUR GANG REALLY WARM TO THE FIGHT AND ARE ALWAYS MAGNIFICO IN THE CLASHES, EVEN ON A QUIET WEEKEND
Thats made these clashes - even on a quiet one.
Having a tough match against Suisse....
- Mine is the lowest score out of everyone, so why - even with a cr@p pass - does my score contribute so little?
- The last thing we needed was for one of our guys to actually make 64 points contribution and simultaneously dock us over 200 points :-( I guess he pulled our birdie % down and our greens in regulation - but it really doesn't matter, I just love them getting involved and they do :-)
We are a Clash Club - you get a Clash with us, we have the stomach for it, we're not some toff-nosed country club full off bull sh1t and pretenses. False accolades don't cut it with me - heart, guts and balls do!!!
The amount of back-slappery among the carnival crew on these boards makes me cringe and want to puke, when at the same time I bring things to the game that revolutionize things - not that I ever needed to be among that fraternity.
And you can stick ur gift of golf up the @rsehole at the top of this thread that was sent in to try and ruin my after party last clash, I saw his friends list - yeah that bunch of w@nkers!!! Hey at least I get paid to w@nk, lolololos and now my rich benefactor is back I will need for nothing as far as this game is concerned.
"They 81tch all day and have nothing new" - deena, 2019
D'Heads - who's perma block number 21?? that's all I seek from them.
Well this is interesting - I got sick of seeing putts just missing, all weekend I have been 'rimming the cup' - forgive the double entendre, actually forgive nothing just fkk off out of our clash report thread you pack of dogs, lolololos!! - anyway I have reverted back to my original method, G0LDs on to variable reference squares, and this happened.....
And there ain't no arguing with that!! proof/ pudding e.t.c.
Just like the old deena hey - suddenly slamming between 7 to 8 birdies in over 9 holes, we will have to see what carnage I can do in the next clashes with a Hex Soft as I now prepare much more confidently for the US Open!!
What this means is that there is in fact NO 1/3rd-to-2/3rd split on the first grid, it is a massive big fallacy and may 'appear' to work for those who don't measure and time these things to precision like these supposed you tube experts of the game!!! But according to deenas advanced measurement and simulation - it doesn't exist on the first square. The only 2/3rd-to-1/3rd ratio is between the first and subsequent putting squares!!
This has not been all wasted time, it just means Sneed-Linear has a ratio of 0.5 and I can apply the 20 increment Linear ruler over any reference square so there is still the advantage that nothing has to be adjusted and 1 ruler fits all greenspeeds.
But I am not having that split on the first square - not according to these clash games anyway but of course this will always be tested in-game and I will document if there are any new findings.
Current situation is:
I shall get back with the final standings when I awaken - the sensation of this clash has not been my scores so much as saying:
"JC Sneed - your split on the first putting square doesn't exist and this is the biggest fallacy in WGT land!!"
Goodnight for now, after party might follow.....
WITH 33123 POINTS.
Ok it's time for a very special award after another great clash...
For very special services to the Club: 600,000 XP
The Brass Golfer Award.
Take a bow son!
(What a lovely way to end clash 96).