Henry comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include mkg in the games anymore.
Henry asks, 'Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears outrageously over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?'
'Of course I wouldn't,' states his wife..
'Well,' mutters Henry, 'neither does mkg.'