SweetiePie:
ct690911: ...and, we got the world's best whiskey..!!
In reality, hillbillies make it best, and gentlemen, I've been told it will make your sticker peck out if guzzled. ;-}
I'm not sure hillbilly moonshine is ever submitted for rating by the esteemed panel of libation connoisseurs...perhaps Bo and Jim-Bob should throw a hooch hoedown in the trailer park. They can compare the size of their bowling trophies, obtain a local consensus on the quality of available spirits, and conduct a polling of who has the nicest dentures.
...ps...whomever catches their sister first, is in charge of the bachelor party...:)