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Re: David Feherty Observations

Wed, Apr 23 2014 5:30 PM (10 replies)
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  • gerrylangan
    65 Posts
    Thu, Mar 6 2014 1:52 AM

    Dave Feherty
    >
    > CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER
    >
    > He said one day, "It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a
    > winner in that group."
    >
    > Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer, who finds very unique,
    > colourful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is
    > on his mind ... (probably always on time delay these days).
    >
    > Feherty Quotes:
    >
    > "Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the
    > strongest muscle in his body."
    >
    > "That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
    >
    > " I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week.
    > He is attending the birth of his next wife."
    >
    > Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
    >
    > Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime -
    > "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin."
    > (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.)
    >
    > "That's a great shot with that swing."
    >
    > "It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
    >
    > At Augusta 2011 - "It's just a glorious day.
    > The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
    >
    > "That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."
    >
    > "Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a
    > balloon near the edge of a cliff."
    >
    > "That green appears smaller than a Pygmie's nipple".
    >
    > Forward this to any golfers with a sense of humor.
    >

  • mara43
    1,674 Posts
    Thu, Mar 6 2014 5:34 AM

    some like him, some don't but I find him amusing......lightens up the game a bit.... 

    DAVID FEHERTY QUOTES

    On the chilly air: “I’m freezing my nads off. It’s snot-blindingly cold. There are two lumps in my throat, and I think it’s my raisins.”

    On Nick Faldo: “The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.”

    On losing weight: “I lost 150lb if you include my wife.”

    On Crooked Stick: “It is so long it’s the first time I’ve had to take into account the curvature of the earth.”

    On John Daly’s haircut: “Worst haircut I’ve ever seen in my life. It looks like he has a divot over each ear.”

    On Daly at St Andrews: “There are five courses here. He must hit one of them.”

    my favourite quote:

    On Colin Montgomerie: “He’s got a face like a warthog who’s just been stung by a wasp.”

    On his drinking: “It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it’s not even a challenge.”

    On his swing on a bad day: “It was like a privy door on a prawn trawler in the middle of the Atlantic.”

    On Jack Nicklaus courses: “They are like hot air dryers in public lavatories. They are a good idea, but take too long.”

    On Tiger’s flatulence: “He can lay ‘em down like a crop duster.”

    On Phil Mickelson: “Phil is brilliant, but he’s nuts. There’s something not quite right about that boy. Phil is watching a movie that only Phil can see.”

    On one of Tiger’s shots: “Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.”

    :-)

  • Wheels65
    744 Posts
    Thu, Mar 6 2014 5:41 AM

    Great posts !!

  • GARRYCARTER
    1,533 Posts
    Thu, Mar 6 2014 6:00 AM

    He's quality love his commentary very amusing indeed.

    GC. 

  • SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Thu, Mar 6 2014 8:08 AM

    Mr. Feherty did an interview with Bill Clinton. It showed me how SmOOOOth both of them are. I dig David but have a vast and varied disdain for Bill. David has quite a fine brain, and a wit to match.

    ~SP~

  • sdorr
    650 Posts
    Fri, Mar 7 2014 4:35 AM

    SweetiePie:
    David has quite a fine brain, and a wit to match.

    David, meet Lizzie (GOLIATH, OH, so you have read or heard parts of the bible, no excuse now), Lizzie, meet David (THIS ONE CARRIES NO SLING), gloves off and center ring, be gentle sweetheart and polite, at first, then show em how it's done.

    DING DING!!

    P.S. I will start.

    WGT, the only real on line golf game where one can ding and hit the perfect drive and still land in the water.

  • SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Fri, Mar 7 2014 9:57 AM

    sdorr:

    SweetiePie:
    David has quite a fine brain, and a wit to match.

    David, meet Lizzie (GOLIATH, OH, so you have read or heard parts of the bible, no excuse now), Lizzie, meet David (THIS ONE CARRIES NO SLING), gloves off and center ring, be gentle sweetheart and polite, at first, then show em how it's done.

    DING DING!!

    P.S. I will start.

    WGT, the only real on line golf game where one can ding and hit the perfect drive and still land in the water.

    Ah yes, King David...I just adore Ferhety and am certain he knows how to operate a fine cigar (as any fine Irish Laddie would), on the other hand "Billy Blythe" is crass, 'Po" white Arkie trash who doesn't. I would never even shake his hand because one never is certain where it has been.

  • royphillips1
    1,278 Posts
    Fri, Mar 7 2014 12:26 PM

    My Favourite David Feherty Descriptive Comment was about the Speed of a Putt

    (Quote)     This Putt will be Faster than Hot Snot of a Hard Crumbed Hankie

     

  • borntobesting
    9,625 Posts
    Sat, Mar 8 2014 12:52 AM

    I don't remember exactly how long ago it was but David Feherty and Gary McCord did some very funny stuff for EA Sports on a couple of the Tiger Woods PGA Tour CD games. 

  • THEWIPERS
    96 Posts
    Wed, Apr 23 2014 9:36 AM

    Old Clinton joke.What does Monica Lewinskey have in common with Lucille Ball?A:They have both had a little Cuban in them.

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