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Re: Who will have the last word?

Fri, Jan 24 2020 5:57 AM by craigswan. 8,253 replies.
  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,759 Posts
    Sun, Dec 8 2019 5:39 AM

    joe - you been on the eggnog again .

    243 and 37 is not 300 .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,759 Posts
    Sun, Dec 8 2019 5:43 AM

    One third of employees will embarrass themselves at their work holiday party.

    It was 100% at last year’s party but then again, I am self employed!

    i like those odds. bring on tonight!


  • gonfission United States
    1,519 Posts
    Sun, Dec 8 2019 6:28 AM

    That'll buff right out

    My face on the other hand......

    Image result for Deformed Face

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,759 Posts
    Mon, Dec 9 2019 12:05 AM

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,759 Posts
    Mon, Dec 9 2019 12:07 AM

     

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    The fact that these two orange dots are the same size but appear to be different is known as the Ebbinghaus Illusion.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,759 Posts
    Mon, Dec 9 2019 12:10 AM

    For every 100 ml of beer you drink, your body produces 160 ml of urine.

    I wonder if this will work the other way 'round..

    Multiply that threefold if you are a middle-aged man.

    And still Wetherspoons put the toilets on the fourth floor of every pub.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,759 Posts
    Mon, Dec 9 2019 12:14 AM

    The Tennessee Aquarium is taking an unorthodox approach to Christmas decorations this year. One of their Christmas trees is powered by their electric eel..

    Shocking.

    Eco friendly approach. Wonder if the eel is on the payroll though.

    Everything else is being powered by a single large potato.

    We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. STEPHEN HAWKING.

  • gonfission United States
    1,519 Posts
    Mon, Dec 9 2019 3:22 AM

    craigswan:
    243 and 37 is not 300 .

    There is a hidden message.......................

    Image result for Countdown Clock

  • drmoose United States
    3,398 Posts
    Mon, Dec 9 2019 12:20 PM

    Oooo, ooo, I know.... banana !

    Doc :)

  • drmoose United States
    3,398 Posts
    Mon, Dec 9 2019 1:36 PM

    Now Joe, pertaining to WGT everyone knows the correct answer to everything is "banana". As far as the rest of the universe goes, it's "42", an' as far cocktail hour goes it's "manhattan". Beyond that, I'm not qualified to offer opinions above my pay grade.

    Doc:)

    Aside from that, I only said , "ooo, ooo", not "ooze". This is a family friendly site yanno

    :)

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