In Sweden, most school buses and government vehicles include a built-in Breathalyzer, which prevents the vehicle from starting if its driver is not sober.
Should be introduced for politicians too.
"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”
CHEROPHOBIA is the belief that when you are happy, something bad will happen soon.
What happened to Milfshake?
milkshake has left the building .
Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar in the bathroom so that guests can practice their acceptance speeches in front of the mirror.
I would use it to hold spare paper rolls.
Only 45% of the London Underground is underground..
Whitechapel is my favourite station because it's where the underground goes overground and the overground goes underground.
When men are forced to take paternity leave, they are less inclined to have future children because they realise how much work they are.
Also, people that say the've Slept like a baby, usually don't have one.
I once write a story about swimming that mentioned googles instead of goggles... I also blamed auto correct!.
Pissing in your shoes won't keep your feet warm for long. ICELANDIC PROVERB.