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Re: Who will have the last word?

Fri, Jun 14 2019 2:09 PM by craigswan. 7,501 replies.
  • craigswan United Kingdom
    14,454 Posts
    Sun, May 26 2019 3:04 AM

    In Sweden, most school buses and government vehicles include a built-in Breathalyzer, which prevents the vehicle from starting if its driver is not sober.

    Should be introduced for politicians  too.

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    14,454 Posts
    Sun, May 26 2019 2:00 PM

    "Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

     

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    14,454 Posts
    Sun, May 26 2019 2:01 PM

    CHEROPHOBIA is the belief that when you are happy, something bad will happen soon.

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  • MBaggese United States
    15,243 Posts
    Sun, May 26 2019 8:37 PM

    What happened to Milfshake?

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    14,454 Posts
    Sun, May 26 2019 11:55 PM

    milkshake has left the building .

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    14,454 Posts
    Sun, May 26 2019 11:58 PM

    Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar in the bathroom so that guests can practice their acceptance speeches in front of the mirror.

    I would use it to hold spare paper rolls.

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    14,454 Posts
    Tue, May 28 2019 12:11 AM

    Only 45% of the London Underground is underground..

    Whitechapel is my favourite station because it's where the underground goes overground and the overground goes underground.

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Tue, May 28 2019 12:13 AM

    When men are forced to take paternity leave, they are less inclined to have future children because they realise how much work they are.

    Also, people that say the've Slept like a baby, usually don't have one.

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Tue, May 28 2019 12:13 AM

    I once write a story about swimming that mentioned googles instead of goggles... I also blamed auto correct!.

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Wed, May 29 2019 2:24 AM

    Pissing in your shoes won't keep your feet warm for long. ICELANDIC PROVERB.


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